Jew We Are
Jew We Are
our spiel
Shalom!
We are a wife & husband tag team, both raised in Jewish Suburbia on lox & bagels. We met at a Jewish wedding & soon thereafter we had one of our own. Then came the wild dog. afterwards, a home, to our parents' dismay, in the (GASP) city. soon WE DECIDED THAT We loved kids so much that we MAY AS WELL HAVE TWO OF THEM...at once!!
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BEING jewish PARENTS TO TWO YOUNG KIDS IS THE CORE OF WHO WE ARE. AS SUCH, We know all too well how A LITTLE SOCIAL MEDIA FIX HELPS TO HIT THE RESET BUTTON WHEN DEALING WITH little sleep, blow outs, tantrums and THE chaos OF TWINS. So here we are, helping to ensure parents snap photos from their baby's first snip through their baby's first sedar, amidst aN ADORABLE nachas filled blanket.
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Help commemorate your baby's first JEWISH holidays with the purchase of our tradition...tradition blanket.
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P.S. be a mensch. spread the word about us by FOLLOWING US AND tagging #chaifiveblankets on facebook and instagram.
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Chai Five,
Ashley & Scott Portman
Members of our tribe
President - Ashley S. Portman
summer camp attendee - won't eat bacon
jewish philanthropist - licensed attorney
will eat lobster - jewish sorority graduate
Chief Dad - Scott Portman
summer camp drop out - surf n' turfer
jewish frat graduate - numbers guy
jewish humor lover - jewish guilt victim
Interim Twins in Training -
Lincoln Portman
wheels on the bus singer - alarm clock
expert jumper - a, b, c knower
car enthusiast - cookie monster
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Sloane Portman
bilingual greeter - midnight oiler
ring around the rosier - i did it announcer
pony rider - little people conossiour
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Head of Security -
Chester Portman
poodle bichon - loud barker
door scratcher - bone eater
treat lover - four legged mascot
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be a yenta!
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want to carry our jewish baby blanket in your store? let us know! we are proud to support local and small businesses and would love to send some jewish baby gifts your way.
contact us at chaifivesales@gmail.com for more information.
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Testimonials
"I wandered for 40 years and never saw a blanket this clever."
MOSES, Egypt
"Finally! A gift my mother and I can agree upon."
EVERY JEWISH GIRL, Worldwide
"Get one before the inventory is invisible."
ELIJAH, A Sedar Near You
"We are not related to Natalie Portman, but we bet she would love our blankets."
THE PORTMANS, Chicago, Illinois